Yes, I get millions and billions of dollars delivered directly to my doorstep, every single day of the year, even Christmas. Don't you? ROFLMFAO
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RE: Fastway Courier
NOT FASTWAY COURIER SECURITY COMPANY
Do Not Contact: Mr. Daniel Ife Address: Not Avenue Stermetz Rue 1255 Probably Porto novo of Benin Republic Do Not Call Tel: +22999957514 Notice the spelling and grammar errors, but don't help them. Let them figure English out on their own. Also note the use of a free e-mail address to respond to: [email protected] Google will nuke that at the first complaint LOL Attention: Dear Valued Customer (Intended Victim), With regards to your $950,000.00USD bank draft deposited in our Company by Mr Peter John from Bank of African here in Benin Republic, I wish to inform you that instructions was passed to our company to commence with the delivery of your Bank draft as soon as you contacted us and reconfirm your current delivery address. We have finalize the delivery arrangement and will forward the tracking details to you as soon as it is dispatched to you. Meanwhile we can not commence on the delivery without our delivery fee of your Bank draft which $69.00usd, for the delivery fee and that is what will delay your Bank draft not to leave this country tomorrow and we can not commence on the delivery without having the delivery fee first and it is $69.00usd only. you are to send our delivery fee of just $69.00usd with this information bellow through western union money transfer for easy confirmation and immediate delivery of your Bank draft. In other words, they want to make clear to you that the "fee" cannot be taken out of the "fund" because it doesn't exist. They only want your $69, which they would collect and then do nothing but wait for the next one to come in.
Yours Unfaithfully, Mr. Daniel Ife Tel: +22999957514 Scams R Us, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You Contact Parasite Andrew, Contact 585 250 8146
First of all, of course, don't call. In the second place, I haven't had this posting around for over seven years. Third, they want you to contact some dude named "Andrew." Just Andrew, nothing else. Oh, and if you "need" to e-mail them (don't), just get ahold of them at a free Microsoft Hotmail address, which does indicate that the last name is "Jones," but you'd never know it otherwise. It seems to have been e-mailed through Yahoo. Spamcop says it came from theplanet.com. There's no company name or anything. The spam tells the scam, below. My comments are in green, the spam is in yellow.
Monday, September 22, 2003 From: "Dr. Paul Hommes" <[email protected]> This is a free e-mail address To: undisclosed-recipients Dear friend (intended victim), We wish to inform you that the parasitic agent conveying the consignment box valued the sum of $950,000 United States Dollars misplaced your address and he is currently stranded at the airport now. We required you reconfirm the following information below so that he can deliver your consignment box to you today. This is humorous because it claims that "Andrew" is "at the airport," and yet they want to know the name of the nearest airport that we live by. Well, what if he's supposedly in Miami, and I'm in Anchorage? They, of course, have no idea where we live, and they don't know who might respond to them, so they just say they're "at the airport," and don't say which one. Sometimes they'll say JFK Int'l because that's in a big city, but it's not where I live. These guys don't have their little scam worked out quite right LOL.
Not Dr. Paul Hommes Delivery company Scammer +229-<Removed> I believe this is Benin, in Africa Scams R Us, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You DEAR FRIEND
"Christine" is anything but your "dear friend." "She" is most likely not a woman at all.
From: Mrs. Christine Jordan [email protected] Reply-to: [email protected] (Free e-mail address) To: BCC Date: Thu, May 12, 2011 Notice how "she" points out "Alberloch Security Company" in ALL CAPS. She wants you to believe that your nonexistent money is "secure." She also wants you to believe you have some sort of "consignment" that's due to you. Why would that be? Is there anything you did recently that would have earned you $5 million? Also, "Christine" claims that before she deposited the nonexistent money, it would have cost you $1,500 to get it. Now that it's with the security company, which it isn't, of course, it will now cost you only $85 to get it. Woohoo! What a deal! Don't fall for this BS. Your $85 will disappear, then "she" will keep making up excuse after excuse to get you to send her more and more money, until you catch on that there is no $5 million, and there never was. DEAR FRIEND (INTENDED VICTIM), I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your consignment but i did not heard anything from you since then, I have deposited the US$5,000,000.00 with the ALBERLOCH SECURITY COMPANY here in Nigeria, because I traveled to Japan to see my boss and I will not come back till next year ending.I have arranged with the ALBERLOCH SECURITY COMPANY to get your US$5,000,000.00 to you this month and they will be coming to you with the fund inside black portfolio, I would have deposited the fund with Bank for transfer into your own account but the procedure of Bank is too much and they will required enough fee. I drop your delivery details with the ALBERLOCH SECURITY COMPANY but I will like you to re-confirm the information to them again so that they will not be any mistake when coming with the fund. Send the below information to the ALBERLOCH SECURITY COMPANY.
The only Money that the ALBERLOCH SECURITY COMPANY will require from you is $85 Dollars for demurrage, if you can pay the US$85.00 Dollars to them, they will proceed and get the US$5,000,000.00 to you in your Country.Please if you want to contact the ALBERLOCH SECURITY COMPANY, you are to contact them with your portfolio code number which is (PPL111RSS) and your address where you want them to deliver the cash to. You are to pay the $85.00 to the ALBERLOCH SECURITY COMPANY to enable them to proceed and get the cash to you, don't fail to resend your information to them for your own good. Yes, for your "own good." Right. And I have a statue in New York Harbor to sell you, too. LOL Regards Mrs. Christine Jordan Scams R US, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You Do Not Get back to me, ever
Date: Saturday, April 2, 2011
Not From: Mr Jack Zellman <[email protected]> This is a free e-mail address that has nothing to do with any airport whatsoever This is not MR. Jack Zellman. HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY "INSPECTION UNIT," and he's not at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport Hi, I am not Mr. Jack Zellman, and I am not the Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in Heartfield International Airport Atlanta Georgia. During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from United Kingdom under iship forwarder was transfered from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approxi- mately 110kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declareded as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shiping Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees. On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more that $3 to 4M and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a registered shipping Company, Courier Despatch Service Limited adivision of Tran guard LTD. The Consignment they are two metal box with weight of about 110kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.) Approximately, The details of the consignment including your name are tagged on the Metal Trunk box. Provide your Phone Number full address, name of nearest Airport around and other details or disregard. You can send the required details to me for onward delivery. All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 3 hours and proceed to your address for delivery. But i must get assurance from you concerning my 50% before i will proceed. I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shipper have abandoned it and ran away. I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, Once we are through i will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company geared to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. or i can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But i will share it 50% to you and 50% to me. But you have to assure me of my 50%. If you agreed with my condition, Not MR. Jack Zellman NOT AN INSPECTION OFFICER Scams R Us, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You Contact Speed Trust Company for Delivery
Here is a similar one. This is another guy who thinks that a cash delivery can be made with an unbonded courier company. Ain't gonna happen.
Not from Mr Timothy Do Not Reply-to anyone To: BCC Mar 13, 2010 Hello My Dear intended victim, Good day. How are you today? My name is Mr Timothy, Secretary General Payment Center Benin Republic. I am writing to inform you that I have Paid the registration fee for your cheque which has been with me for a long time. And I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting near to expire and Mr. Justin Yayi the Director Bank of Africa told me that before the cheque will get to your hand that it will expire. So I told him to cash the $6.800.000.00 united state dollars to cash payment to avoid losing this funds under expiration. However, all the necessary arrangement for delivering the $6.800.000.00 united state dollars in cash was made with SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY here in Cotonou Benin Republic, Mr. Justin Yayi the Director of Bank of Africa Cotonou has package the sum of $6.800.000.00 united state dollars in cash for you. I get cash deliveries of millions of dollars to my door every single day, and now I'm a billionaire LOL Then he also help me to Register the Consignment with SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC Infact I thank God very much for all the movement I made, every thing went normally. As for our agreement with the SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC they promised that your consignment will leave this Country on or before 5 days from now, But the Director of the SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC said that they need your contacts information to enable them meet up with you immediately the Diplomat Agents arrived in your Country. SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC INFORMATION. ATTN: DR ANDY LORD, DIRECTOR OF SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC ADRRESS: 56/ 58 INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ROAD DEPARTEMENT OF BENIN REPUBLIC
This is what they need from you. Give them fake information if you want to
Dont let them know that the box content is was money OK. I am waiting for your urgent response. You can even call the Director of SPEED TRUST COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC with this line: Tel Below is the Deposit details:
Regards Mr Timothy Scamming General Payment Center Benin Republic Scams R Us, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You HELLO
HELLO INTENDED VICTIM
I AM REALLY SORRY FOR NOT CONTACTING YOU FOR A VERY LONG TIME HAVE BEEN WORRIED SEEKING FOR A BETTER WAY FOR THE DIAMOND DIPLOMATIC FINANCE PLC, TO TRANSFER YOUR PACKAGE WITHOUT ANY MORE TROUBLES. NOW, THEY AGREED TO USE THEIR DIPLOMATIC DELIVERY SERVICES TO CARGO YOUR FUNDS TO YOU IN CASH AND MAKE THE DELIVERY TO YOUR HOUSE FOR PICK. NOW, I WILL WANT YOU TO WRITE TO THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THE DIPLOMATIC DELIVERY SERVICES AND ASK HIM THAT YOU WANT TO USE THEIR SERVICES TO DELIVER YOUR FUNDS TO YOU AS INSTRUCTED BY THEIR SISTER COMPANY (DIAMOND DIPLOMATIC FINANCE PLC) WITH YOUR INFORMATION
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOURS SINCERELY MR JOHNSON MADU Scams R Us, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You Not From Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT)
Does anyone see anything funny about this scam-mail? I sure do. Just read it all the way through. You'll see it, especially if you're an American from Charlotte, NC. Don't help them. Let them continue to be the idiots that they are, and for God's Sake don't send them any money. This is not from CDI Airport, obviously.
Charlotte Douglas International Airport 5501 Josh Birmingham Parkway Charlotte, North Carolina (NC) 28208 USA Airport Code: CLT Not From Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT) Pls, intended victim, Read this massage [LOL!] very well and understand the reason why your consignment box did not delivered to you yet. On 20/09/2009 diplomatic agent Mr. Eric Paul Aka, was stopped here in Charlotte Douglas International Airport with consignment box contains $10.5m usd Mr. Eric Paul Aka informed us that the consignment box is from courier company Nigeria and we ask him for insurance certificate and international delivery permit which he stated that he is not with the certificate. Then we decided to send him back until the insurance certificate and international delivery permit is obtained. This year on 08/03/2010 we find out that the same amount is send through TNT Express - Express consignment box Delivery. We contact EFCC Nigeria to verify the score of this consignment box. After there investigation we was made to understand that the $10.5m usd was your compensation unit inheritance fund from Nigeria ECOWAS. For more information type (Www.Tnt.Fr) put code (OMG/STFU) and click tracking and confirm that your consignment box is here in Charlotte Douglas International Airport. All we require from you before the consignment box will be delivered to you is insurance certificate which will cost you only $350 USD for the insurance certificate and international delivery permit, this is all we need from you. I will assist you with the best I can and make sure shipment commence once the charge fee of the certificate is paid. Be informed that we made arrangement with FBI and border protection that your consignment will be delivered without any stoppages. The fee required is to enable the courier company Nigeria secure the insurance clearance certificate and international delivering permit, I want you to try your best and send the $350 to the payment details listed below and once this is done our diplomatic agent will complete your delivering within the next 4 hours, and we have contacted the courier company Nigeria to enquire about the process of getting the Certificate. We were informed that the beneficiary of the package will pay for the Certificate and the cost of this documentation $350 Dollars, You have to pay this fee directly to them via Western Union Money Transfer or money gram, use the information below to send the $350 via western union and once payment is made get back to me with the required payment confirmation details so I can forward it to courier company agent cashier to enable our diplomatic agent complete the delivering. Payment Advice.
Mr. Josh Birmingham Parkway E-mail: yahoo.com <Free e-mail address> Scams R Us, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You |
For Your Perusal (FYI)
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Not From: "Abdulrahman Ibrahim" <[email protected]> To: BCC Attn: This letter might come to you as a surprise but it is coming with the best of intentions and will be of mutual benefit to all the parties involved [No it's not, and no it won't. The only one who "benefits" is the scammer]. I am Abdulrahman Ibrahim the son to one of the secretary to the former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. [No he's not]. I am writing to solicit your assistance to secure funds that are already on its way to your country with a Cargo company. The fund in question is a total of $45,000,000 (Forty Five Million United States Dollars) in $100 bills and stashed in Two crates and was shipped out of Egypt through a diplomatic means by a Cargo company and they are not aware of the real content of the crates for security reasons. The crates are already on its way to your country and under the custody of one of there staff. I am looking For your assistance in getting the crates out from the Cargo company and securing the funds, since this is the only cash i can lay my hand,since the government began frozen of assets of every one that worked under President Hosni Mubarak along with his wife,eldest son, younger son, and both of the sons' wives. However we are willing to give you 20% of the total fund. NOTE: There is no risk involved [Oh yes there is] in this project because everything has been worked out perfectly for us, not you. Therefore contact me for further directives. Please you should keep this transaction a top secret because of the tension on ground and we are prepared to do more business with you pending your approach towards this project. I await your urgent response. Not Abdulrahman Ibrahim Scams R Us, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA REGULAR MAIL SERVICE (GPS)
Not From: Minister of Finance
<[email protected]> Do Not Reply-to: [email protected] To: Undisclosed Recipients Date: Tue, Mar 29, 2011 Mailed-by: linewell.com Dear Sir / Ma (Intended Victim), GOD BLESSES YOU AS YOU CO-OPERATE TO THIS E-MAIL No, God calls you a dumbass as you cooperate to this scam-mail LOL I believe this is simply another Nigerian 419 scam variety; I've never seen this one before. "West Africa" is not a country, it is simply a region of Africa made up of certain countries, each of which has its own minister of finance. There is no "Minister of Finance" for "West Africa," not that I am aware of, anyway. This "minister" shows up in spams and scams on a lot of other websites as well. On behalf of the WEST AFRICA Minister of Finance and other private sectors here in Nigeria brings about this, Regular Mail Service to deliver the Unfinished Transfer of Funds and Gratuity that is in the custody of different firms and companies to the rightful owner in any countries. I am Henry Jackson representing the agent of the federal government officials along the {GPS} (Global Postal Service). I don't know about a "global" postal service, but there is something called World Post Services, Ltd., based in the UK. There is a Universal Postal Union, run by Edouard Dayan as of April 2011. There's a United Nations Postal Administration. But an actual "global post office"? I can't find evidence of one. There are a lot of websites that say spammers like to use it to convince us that we have some "package" coming. The Minister of Finance has ordered the FedEx, DHL, UPS, First Bank, Zenith Bank and other firms to release the fake bank draft and ATM (24KT BS) cards to the GPS (Regular Mail Service), So that they can be mailed out to the rightful owners, because there are too many complains coming to our desk from different customers. The {FGN} Federal Government of Nigeria that people are not getting their Instrument to cash their funds and gratuity, e.g. people are not getting their Fake Bank Draft and 24KT BS Cards due to the fact that people are not meeting up with the required demands and amount imposed by some of this delivery companies, firms and other sectors and constant require of fees that are too much for people to handle. We have series of Fake Bank Drafts and 24KT BS Cards here in our custody and they are sealed and we don't know who and where they belong to we are getting in touch with you to know if you have ever received an email regarding any Fake Bank Draft and 24KT BS Cards please contact us back as we are ready to Mail them to you this was the order given to me and the company by the Minister of Finance here in Nigeria. Here is my email address Full Names: Henry Jackson Valid Contact: [email protected] This is a free e-mail address that almost anyone in the world can sign up for Our terms and condition for this service is for us to get the fake bank draft and 24KT BS cards to the rightful owner as we are not allowed to open them as they are sealed and we need honest people that knows they have not yet received their funds either in Fake Bank Draft or 24KT BS Cards, So we are expecting to hear from you, As we know need Information about you. mail.jandrsupply.net Opens up into free Google Mail @ jandrsupply.com. I doubt very much that they have a login and password to it LOL Best Regards God bless you and your family Henry Jackson Scams R US, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You Your parasitic agent
Attn: We wish to inform you that the parasitic agent conveying the consignment box is currently stranded at your International airport Now. We required you to reconfirm the following information’s below so that he can deliver your consignment box to you today.
Of course, they have no idea which international airport you might live by LOL
Contact Person: Dr: Alex Robert EMAIL: hotmail.com - This is a free e-mail address, as always. He is waiting to hear from you today with the information’s Worst Regard, Dr: Alex Robert This is not Shalom Courier Company Company Benin Republic Scams R Us, Inscamerated. We Belong in Prison. My Scamblog is Linked Here Please follow me on Twitter @inscamerated Thank You GRATIS: Spider-Man 1-3 sowie 300 weitere Videos! Jetzt kostenlose Movie-FLAT freischalten! <Removed> Oh look! Another Spiderman movie offer! LOL! Idiot of the Month
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